We are toh like this only!

First of all, the Feminist Nazi attackers please stay away from this post. This is not an anti- woman post but how we are and how we behave. Like the way you expect us to manage you during your periods, we expect you to be soothing- to our ears and that is it! Nothing more is expected out of you.

We have written a list of rules before which you do not comply to and hence we are now trying to HELP you understand with all of our calmness, considerations, your inability to understand DIRECT statements and the little tear drops. Please do not freak. We love you in all sizes and shapes. But we reaaaallllllly want you to know the things that follow.

1. We will sleep as much as we want.

Don’t bother waking us up, that will give only a headache and well, probably in a fit of anger we might shout at you which will result in you crying so save yourself.

2. ‘Kuch achcha khaana hai’

When we say that please do not ask us what. Simply go in the kitchen and make any of our favorite dishes without asking.

3. We do not understand periods.

Don’t get paranoid but we do not understand periods. The concept of blood coming out of your body is fearful and totally unimaginable. We do feel sympathetic towards you but seriously, we cannot do much. I mean what is there that we can do and then your mood swings affect us bad. So it becomes a horrible situation and then that is it.

4. We hate shopping- kind of!

No, don’t get us wrong. We hate our shopping too. We are not just adaptive to it. We might give it a chance when it is just a guys group because the time taken is less, we get to eat what we want and there will be no ‘should I have taken the red one?’ type of analysis AFTER the shopping.

5. We burp. We fart. We scratch.

Admit it. You do it too. The only difference being that you do it in lone spaces and time. When we are comfortable, we really really reallllllly are comfortable.

6. We are messy.

Not to brag or show off, but we have had this image for boys wherein we are considered to be untidy. So we always had mothers and sisters behind us who would clean. But don’t fall for the trap, we have some species as well that keeps itself spot clean and organized and prim and proper. But if you end up with our kinds, please tolerate.

7. We love our boys group and don’t accept bitching about them.

We do not gossip. We accept. And we take back. We are not into creating issues about our friendship so please don’t ask.

8. We are touchy about going bald.

In case you have not notice, we do have this issue. For us, going bald is a nightmare even if we appear to be cool about it.

9. We live to drive, but we love to be driven.

Yes, we love our machines. But we love to be in the passenger seat as well IN CASE you drive well.

10. We cannot operate simple machines with you around.

Don’t expect a mushy explanation. It is just that with your constant instructions piercing our ears continuously, it becomes gruesome for us to operate simple machines. So we prefer staying away from them.

11. No clothes? Oh yes!

We love to roam around in as short as it can get. Clothes are a burden for us. Now imagine all that hatred that erupts when you want us to wear a three piece suit. Arrrghhh!

12. We love your parents. Come on, that is a truth.

Yes, we do love your parents but we don’t express it too often and that does not imply the negative thing.

13. We hate nagging, disturbing and too much lovey dovey.

We cannot tolerate that. Sincerely!

14. We love you! Really!

We might not get you gifts or chocolates or expensive presents all the time (not because you are not worth it but because we are bad at choosing!) but we do know when to express. When we say that and you have met all of my friends, it means that we love you. No matter what ABC and XYZ friends of your say, we really appreciate having you in our lives.

We might be a pain, we might be troublesome but we are good and confess it, you love us for making you laugh. So cannot we keep it really simple?