Newly married? Well here’s what they all do.

Team WOWRAL Feb 24, 2016

Newly married people are bizarre.

All the stress that builds up during shopping, after shopping, the before functions of wedding, before the wedding date, during the clothes trial, all the emotions, on the wedding date, the ‘rona-dhona’ on the vidaayi, the after functions of wedding, the teasing and the loss of sleep makes them go nuts.

This species is mostly found roaming and clicking selfies and pics at the shortest notice with tries that range from ‘looking cute’ to ‘rab ne bana di jodi.’

1. Change the marital status. And name in case of girls. Some even go to the length of including their husband’s name!

1.	Change the marital status. And name in case of girls. Some even go to the length of including their husband’s name!

2. First and foremost, hire a candid photographer and post pics on facebook and fill the whatsapp groups from the pre wedding couple shoot roaming in ruins or gardens and doing ‘fun’ things.

2.	First and foremost, hire a candid photographer and post pics on facebook and fill the whatsapp groups from the pre wedding couple shoot roaming in ruins or gardens and doing ‘fun’ things.

3. Get all the stuff stitched and go fully decked up at any function.

3.	Get all the stuff stitched and go fully decked up at any function.

4. Even if you are not a Punjabi, the girl must wear a chooda when accompanying her husband to honeymoon or the sabzi wala.

4.	Even if you are not a Punjabi, the girl must wear a chooda when accompanying her husband to honeymoon or the sabzi wala.

5. For girls: it is a must that you wear something shorter and tighter when on your honeymoon. For guys: Play it cool with tee shirts and shorts and flip flops.

5.	For girls: it is a must that you wear something shorter and tighter when on your honeymoon. For guys: Play it cool with tee shirts and shorts and flip flops.

6. Expose their biiiiig megapixel cams or phones.

6.	Expose their biiiiig megapixel cams or phones.

7. If the girl marries an expat, she must post her ‘phoren’ pics within 15 days.

7.	If the girl marries an expat, she must post her ‘phoren’ pics within 15 days.

8. Tag, tag and tag. Parents, siblings, friends, relatives, the maid, the halwayi- everyone in photos and videos attempted candid photography by friends.

8.	Tag, tag and tag. Parents, siblings, friends, relatives, the maid, the halwayi- everyone in photos and videos attempted candid photography by friends.

9. Girls: be a sindoor factory. Guys: sport the gifted watch, the rings and act decent.

9.	Girls: be a sindoor factory. Guys: sport the gifted watch, the rings and act decent.

10. Post on fb how awesome the journey of marriage has been. Love, warmth, care, sharing, understanding, beauty, best chef, best husband, best wife: all in a matter of 10 days!

10.	Post on fb how awesome the journey of marriage has been. Love, warmth, care, sharing, understanding, beauty, best chef, best husband, best wife: all in a matter of 10 days!

11. Last but not the least, deciding the places for the enormous gifts received. :D

11.	Last but not the least, deciding the places for the enormous gifts received. :D

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