Living with us? Be prepared: Yours truly, The Girls!

Team WOWRAL Mar 01, 2016

Who says only boys kind of have some ‘stick with these’ or 'take me as I am' rules after marriage?

We girls have a side that is unknown to you; reason being you did not LIVE with us as well. We thought why not write a little article that may help to understand what all to expect when you start living with us!

1. We got married to YOU and moved in with YOU on YOUR request. Or the ARRANGED marriage.

1.	We got married to YOU and moved in with YOU on YOUR request. Or the ARRANGED marriage.

Do you get the notion? It is still your house which we are supposed to turn into a home. But did everyone forget one thing here? With YOUR help as well. We are no super- humans and hence we would need it. Don’t ask. Just be the ‘add on plugin.’

2. We fart too.

2.	We fart too.

It is a basic human tendency. If you are not ashamed of your secondssss lonnnng noises, we are still much better at hiding it or letting it out once in a while.

3. Bear with us on our periods.

3.	Bear with us on our periods.

It is a part and parcel we come with. And the thing is that we do not know how to contain ourselves, our emotions, our tears or for that matter the chide you move with.

4. When we take control, we need it near to perfection.

4.	When we take control, we need it near to perfection.

Marrying you has taught us that there is nothing perfect. SO we shifted base to nearing it.

Forget the toilet seat, your razor- my razor, food or alcohol thing. When you expect us to turn your den into a loving, aromatic beautiful home, you need to adopt a few habits too. Trust us when we say that we can tolerate a little untidy stuff. But not a messy one please.

5. The children are YOURS too!

5.	The children are YOURS too!

Did you forget the help you gave while making them? About time you own them and start taking care of them too.

6. No, we are not your mothers.

6.	No, we are not your mothers.

We have dreams of being in a happily ever after and will definitely try to be the best (the good ones will sure!) we can. But we are not your mothers. No doubt they are lovable and raised you nicely and when they appreciate the changes we bring in, why cannot you?

7. We might cry at any point.

7.	We might cry at any point.

Yes, you can find that irritating but once in a while, it is important for us to let out all the building blocks we keep inside of us and feel light. It is not your way definitely but we are better off with this one. Sit besides, cuddle, say everything will be alright and leave. That is it! We will be good in a few minutes!

8. We talk.

8.	We talk.

We love to talk. We love to talk. We love to talk. About anything and everything.

9. We do not expect. Well, a little perhaps

9.	We do not expect. Well, a little perhaps

We do not want you to bring the moon and stars for us but we do expect you to be a little polite and soft. End of story.

10. We love gifts. Who does not?

10.	We love gifts. Who does not?

Not necessarily the most expensive. But a little gift wouldn’t hurt.

11. We tend to remember the ‘special days’ without reminders.

11.	We tend to remember the ‘special days’ without reminders.

Okay, Mark Zuckerberg has helped you guys a lot but this is inborn in us. We tend to remember everything. Trust me when we speak for all: there are a few numbers, birthdays we would gladly like to forget as well. But damn! We are coded like that.

12. We will ask what to wear and other 100 questions while going out!

12.	We will ask what to wear and other 100 questions while going out!

If we are going with you somewhere, we will ask questions. Why? Because (a). you want to make an impression of having the best girl, (b). we love your attention, (c). you understand the purpose of the event better. Imagine us wearing a skirt in the vastu pooja of your boss’s new home. Get the idea?

13. Share

13.	Share

While we share the love, care, emotions and the bed, it is almost compulsory for you to contribute to responsibilities. After all life is not just about giving. It is about taking too: a few duties.

14. Do whatever: when we are away

14.	Do whatever: when we are away

Party hard, go for games, have all the bachelor fun.

But clean up before we return. No one likes to pick up smelly stuff, rotting food and dirty glasses.

15. We can be great partners too- in thing you have never thought.

15.	We can be great partners too- in thing you have never thought.

Some of us can whip your asses in video games (literally too!) or win a shot or beat you in weights or simply win the little jog race every now and then. We love The Flash, Supergirl, Legends of tomorrow, Big Bang Theory, Castle and so much more as well. All you have to do is just sit with us and help us learn the ‘bro code’ you like.

16. Respect friends.

16.	Respect friends.

This got to be a rule in the house. If we can pull of a joke on us by your dimwit, slapstick humor laded friend, you must accept the bitchy, over the top, loud, OCD driven and all the bizarre friends we have.

But you do know, right?

But you do know, right?

Lastly, we love you a lot as a dutiful wife or partner and like no one else would ever do.

But you need to realize that there is no such thing as happily ever after. Okay, may be for the kings and queens but we- the two us need to work towards it. We as a couple have decided to grow old together and have fun and share as much as we can- the emotions, the love, the children, the errands, the home. And love? Love will always stick by when we do.

Forever.

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