Kind of friends we do not understand

Team WOWRAL May 31, 2016

Friendship is a gift. But err... at times, it starts strangling you to no ends.

Friendship is a gift. But err... at times, it starts strangling you to no ends.

Friends are a blessing.

Friends are joys.

Friends are fun.

Friends are caring.

But at the same time, some of these grown some horns or tails or halos or what not and go completely weird and irritate to no end.

And the fact is, we all have them.

Pssst.. We also recommend what to gift them on their birthday that will pass on a hint of sarcasm!

1. The one who cries

1. The one who cries

This person can cry on the shortest notice. Be it a broken toe nail or war documentary, they need people around so that they can find a shoulder to lean on.

Best birthday gift: Rolls and boxes of tissues!

2. The one who is cribbing

2. The one who is cribbing

Arrrghhh.. There is no end to it. All they can do is find fault in people and how it is affecting them to no end.

Best birthday gift: What a wonderful world song by Louis Armstrong played on loop!

3. The one who shows off

3. The one who shows off

Spoiled brat or not, they will always find z moment to show off their new clothes, old tricks, their wonderful moves or simply their looks. Really bugs though and when pointed out, they don't care. For them, the world revolves around them.

Best birthday gift: A mirror and a message: please talk to yourself when you need appreciation for dumb things.

4. The one who finds everything humorous

4. The one who finds everything humorous

This one is not too irritating as the mood lightens up no matter what the situation is but there are times when everything needs a course and flow. Joking about them is so not right.

Best birthday gift: A scotch tape.

5. The one who is always bored

5. The one who is always bored

I am boooored- their favorite words.

Get used to it. No matter what you do, they will see no fun, have no fun and by continuously saying their favorite words, make the whole thing look like a bore to everyone.

Best birthday gift: Safari to Africa. Forever!

6. The one who is shy of everything

6. The one who is shy of everything

... even speaking!

Initially it is ok. But when you have to coax someone for even the simple of things all the time, it really gets on your nerves and you are tempted to shout. But then you simply do not because you do not want to convert him into the the one who is always crying!

Best birthday gift: Personality development course fee.

7. The one who is always shopping

7. The one who is always shopping

Why? Why on earth and how on earth can someone be shopping all the time?

Best birthday gift: A cardboard cutout of your own self to carry around.

8. The one who is obsessed

8. The one who is obsessed

These are the dangerous species. They will be everywhere you go. Even wait outside the loo.

The most scary thing: they get all red and violent when not adhered too! Being possessive is second phase!

Best birthday gift: A trip to a godman ashram.

9. The one who gossips

9. The one who gossips

... like there is no tomorrow.

They will gossip about everyone they know in and out and if that is not enough they will not even spare the entertainment stars!

To them knowing and telling is everything. About someone or about no one, they do not care. All they want to do is indulge

Best birthday gift: A 10 facts poster about them made by their targets.

Yes friends are friends but the ones who snatch your peace are not the worth keeping. Be good to everyone but don't be gullible!

These are the kinds we mostly see and have one or two in the groups we move around in. On second thoughts, god forbid if you have one person who embodies all of the above qualities!

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