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Team WOWRAL Feb 25, 2016

The never ending washroom sagas!

Infuriating. Right? Your mom, your sister, your daughter, your wife, your girlfriend HAS to use the washroom wherever it is available. Ever wondered why we, the women take so long in the washrooms evvverytime?

Analyzing this should be total fun. So shall we?

1. The long road journeys may not make us tired

1. The long road journeys may not make us tired

. But yes, they make us want to use the loo. Personally, I would blame the continuous sitting hours that help the gravitational force acting on us. :D

2. Hours of waiting in the malls or stores?

2. Hours of waiting in the malls or stores?

Irritated by the way your female companion in movies rushes you out of the screens, makes you stand in the refreshment line and beats every other female on her way to the washroom? Well, that AC REALLY works on us. I guess every time you see a movie, that first one hour or so you sit in the dark, cold theater makes you want to break those doors and flung yourself directly in the washroom. And then the times begin of WAITING outside each door in proper queues to reach that handle and shut it close. On my latest visit to a multiplex, where there were in all around 10 cubicles in the washroom, there were almost 4-5 girls standing in front of each door! So here, you actually understand the widespread phenomenon!

You should be glad that at least we do not make you miss the theatricals by not using the washroom before the movie begins! :P

3. Make up- Touch up!

3. Make up- Touch up!

Admit it.. You want your girlfriend or for that matter even your friend to look good when you are with them. May be the "Duniya jale toh jale" factor draws in. And hence, you can always see the mirrors smiling back to enormous kohls, lipsticks, lip gloss, mascaras and combs being used a million times.

If you want it that good, you got to be patient dude! ;)

4. "Mumma susu!"

4.

This is the most hilarious situation. There are mothers who are trying to get their young ones to pee in silence. But no! The kids of today would not listen to them. They talk, talk and talk. Peeing is side lined and there are talks of the door, the tissues, the logic behind susu, the dust bins, the didi doing make up outside or even the toys. So again, time goes by and you want to ask, what are you waiting for! Do it! :|

5. Click click!

5. Click click!

Thanks to Facebook, we have flash lights and cameras go click click in the washrooms every now and then and to be honest, yes, they have the best lights ever! :D :P

6. Awww! A nice, clean toilet!

6. Awww! A nice, clean toilet!

Good toilets are rare to find. And this is, very bluntly, the reason why we mimic the epic Bhaag Milkha Bhaag when we see a good one. Universally, no girl would mind paying good bucks to use a clean, hygienic and shining washroom. :)

7. No universal toilet!

7. No universal toilet!

And lastly, (and our favorite), the whole world (India in short), is not our toilet. We cannot just use any wall, tree trunk, station corner, bus stand, side of a gutter, backside of a shop as a loo. So when we see an opportunity, we grab it! :D

By now, we guess you know enough reasons to comply and WAIT.

Hope we helped. Please be a gentleman and offer more compassion when she says, "Baby, ruko main abhi aayi!" :D

Feel free to contribute. :P

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